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 - Dog with puncture wound and other injuries seeks treatment _ at New Mexico emergency room
 - When horses fly: Helicopter rescues horse stranded nearly 5 days on Arizona sandbar
 - Alaska State Trooper needs single traffic stop to make two arrests for drunken driving
 - Green Bay’s most stolen street sign? Not Lombardi Avenue or Brett Favre Pass, but Mullet Place
 - Sappers getting bad rap for tapping Mass. cemetery trees for syrup
 - Bulldog chews Tenn. police officer’s tires and bumper, doesn’t stop even after being Tasered
 - Iowa woman arrested after allegedly attacking her sister with the lid of a toilet tank
 - Arizona town opens time capsule buried 25 years ago, but bottle of Mexican brandy is missing
 - Lawsuit settlement means no more perfume, aftershave or other scents for Detroit city workers
 - Apples vs. cows: NH House to weigh in on whether cider or milk should be the state drink
 - Wis. man who credits Packers loyalty for saving his life is voted into team’s Fan Hall of Fame
 - Packers fan who sold his blood to pay for season tickets voted to team’s Fan Hall of Fame
 - A fraud bust, indeed: Sheriff’s deputies say suspect had $26,000 in bra when booked
 - Del. police search for bridesmaid’s dress stolen from car hours before wedding
 - Iowa police say 77-year-old man allegedly swallowed a hidden pot stash in a squad car
 - Calif. woman accused of stealing landlord’s plane, ditching it in field when no more gas
 - Iowa police seize more than $6,000 in really bad bogus cash with image and printing errors
 - Authorities say Nebraska man showed up too drunk for sentencing in drunken-driving case
 - NY cashier, 91, insists on finishing her shift after thief punches her
 - NYC funeral home van ticketed, then towed with dearly departed inside
 - Miami man allegedly had followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
 - Nebraska police say man duplicated key during test drive, came back to steal truck
 - Tenn. man stopped for suspected DUI for 10th time, tells police, ‘Do what you gotta do’
 - Devotees of Fla. man claim they ingested the mucus of a snail, causing violent illness
 - PETA offers trash cans for Colo. Springs parks, but only with anti-meat lettuce bikini motif
 - Iowa police say man broke into a church and used electronic equipment to view porn
 - Oklahoma electric crews say pole climbing bobcat caused power outage
 - Deputies say Nebraska woman had 14-year-old son drive car because she was too drunk to drive
 - Midnight knitter spinning nocturnal yarn over NJ shore town, putting sweaters in trees
 - Crime doesn’t pay much: Police say robber scored $6 from holding up 11 people at Calif. market
 - Man allegedly robs Idaho pharmacy, then throws cash on the counter before leaving
 - Woman who didn’t know she was pregnant delivers surprise baby, picks up other son from school
 - NYC pet shop owner claims Buttkiss the fish is 43 and weighs 20 pounds
 - Mommy Milk Cheese: NYC chef creates cheese recipe using wife’s breast milk
 - Now on eBay: the Xbox that brought down Baltimore’s mayor; evidence sales to fund teen jobs
 - Pa. woman sues bank, says its contractor took parrot from home during wrongful repossession
 - Head of ‘Old Baldy,’ legendary Civil War horse, going back up after museums settle feud
 - I’m hatin’ it: McDonald’s parking spot dispute in Colorado turns violent
 - Man charged with stealing scratch-off tickets after returning to same store to cash winner
 - Alaska police say woman tried twice in 3 months to use taxis to steal TVs
 - New Mexico woman allegedly stabs ex-husband after looking at his cell phone’s call history
 - Wis. grandma camps out for 43 hours so grandson could be first in line at ice-cream store
 - Woman jailed for public intoxicated accused of squirting breast milk at jailer
 - Mich. man sent to prison for 15 years gets new trial after jury didn’t take oath to be honest
 - Man unharmed after crashing his car into barn after steering wheel pops off
 - No more stuck duck: Bird flies away after rescue from chimney in Santa Fe
 - SC deputy arrests man on go-cart, arrests him on drug, drunkenness charges
 - Mass. funeral home aims to ‘bring life’ with chili cook-offs, murder-mystery shows
 - Washington deputy saves escaped inmate from drowning in Moses Lake
 - Belligerent Utah man determined to get arrested gets his wish, then resists arrest
 - Hairy situation: Police say NJ cook put body hair in cop’s bagel sandwich
 - Monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay area shakes off drug darts, evades captors for over a year
 - Patients try to keep appointments with with psychiatrist jailed in sword attack
 - Conn. town warns residents about hawk that has attacked at least 5 people and a car
 - Some people in Colorado unhappy with bikini ad for Perky Cups coffee
 - Pa. man faces charges for 3 separate incidents over a 3-hour span
 - RI woman charged with assault for allegedly throwing hot coffee at Mass. parking cop
 - Tacoma police find naked woman tied to tree at a park, say it’s a ‘consensual rendezvous’
 - Sheriff says claustrophobic deputy tried to shoot his way out of cell in brand-new courthouse
 - Calif. couple who tried to save money by removing their lawn plead not guilty
 - Mass. newlywed couple spend 1st night in jail after bride tries to run over groom’s ex-flame
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 - Mass. newlywed couple spends 1st night in jail after bride tries to run over groom’s ex-flame
 - Upset emu attacks Texas deputies; snarls traffic before dying
 - Calif. couple who tried to save money by removing their lawn face court date
 - Calif. couple who removed their lawn face court date for violating landscaping law
 - Police say drunken driver apparently participating in sexual activity slams into Idaho home
 - Mayor unofficially renames Topeka ‘Google’ to lure Internet company to Kansas capital
 - Fog from music video shoot prompts report of fire in 19th century Pa. home-turned-restaurant
 - Ohio newlywed is rushed to hospital from reception in wedding dress, gives birth to boy
 - Vermont police say drunken driving suspect spits on officer, tries to bolt from ER
 - Goat leads Texas authorities on chase through Taco Bell parking lot, university dorm area
 - Florida man allegedly calls 911 more than 200 times in a 3-day span
 - Police say man who claimed ‘divine calling’ shoots up hotel room, puts clock in microwave
 - SC bill would repeal 59-year-old law that people planning to overthrow government pay a $5 fee
 - Utah woman gets another chance to save her home after losing title over unpaid $68 dental bill
 - Ohio law enforcement officers volunteer to chug drinks as part of sobriety test training
 - Ala. man accused of attacking another man with a bottle of Worcestershire sauce at motel
 - Air mail: Crews search Montana wilderness for mail bags after plane cargo door comes unlatched
 - ‘Do it for Mommy’: Indianapolis woman accused of sending 5-year-old daughter to steal a purse
 - Tennessee police say drunk mother runs through elementary school with sword
 - Missing German shepherd, feared dead by owners, found 600 miles from Virginia home in Florida
 - NC man jailed for 3 days as probation violator for appearing on Jerry Springer show
 - Salt Lake City woman pleads guilty to assault after blindfolding, beating husband with hammer
 - (Correction: Long-Lost Wallet Found)
 - 80-year-old woman with decades-long criminal record gets 3 years in prison for Calif. burglary
 - Florida man gets back wallet taken in Ohio in 1949; was found in an attic by home renovator
 - Serious munchies: Police say armed bandits rob Georgia delivery man of $36 in chicken wings
 - Argument over a parking space prompts shootout between man and Pittsburgh police
 - Washington bikini barista charged with exposure wearing only a thong and X-shaped pasties
 - Ind. police arrest man for drunk driving after motorists spot gas pump hose dangling from truck
 - Pa. county prison board say inmates clog toilets by flushing sheets, pants and light bulbs